I’m old and that means I’ve read pretty much every trashy time travel romance of the 90ies. And while hot muscular Highlanders rank pretty high on my fav list, I’ve alway had a soft spot for Vikings.
Let me show you why:
Somebody draw me an explicit Thorki version of this and I’ll love you forever. It’s my birthday soon.
I want a fic with as many cliches as possible: Loki somehow gets timeswept a thousand years back and wakes up Thor’s bedchamber. Thor is the chieftain of his clan and used to respect and obedience, and this mouthy piece of ass he somehow got stuck with is giving him a headache with his outrageous demands for strange things like shampoo and wifi. Loki is appalled at the barbaric conditions he has to endure and Thor is constantly close to throttling him because he talks back all the time. But you know, since this is a romance novel, they are also instantly hot for each other: cue size kink and all the good things in the Thorki fandom. Ngh, I think this would all work best with Loki being much like his AoA self, a bit of hipster, a bit of nerd and a whole lot of queen.
I just finished watching Outlander and had the same idea so I sketched something
viking Thor (he could be the Jarl or the Jarl Odin’s son)
Hipster Loki directly from the 21st century (he’s a ginger but dyes his hair black)
“If I could I’d kiss your lips so hard
Your entire face would bruise
Write your name in blood on every wall
It would make the evening news
I’d chain our fists together
So that you could never leave
I’d make you love me so much
You’d have to ask permission to breathe”
Thorki/ Human AU
if you listen closely enough during that scene you can actually hear me, crying loudly at the fact that thor never lets anyone get away with slandering his brother