orochimarufacts:

Karamo: okay so you’re a really busy guy, demanding job, you don’t have time to be doing all these menial little tasks yourself okay? You have power, you need to delegate. So I’ve asked bobby to replace all the candles with electric flickering lamps. Now you have time to look good for your honey, without compromising your duties.

Bobby: So like karamo told you, I’ve modernised the hideout a little but still kept that rustic atmosphere that makes it feel so gothic cause I know you guys like that. 

Jonathan: Yes I get that like Dracula realness all the time

Bobby: so youve got these snake hallway lamps, orange tinted so it keeps that flamelike warmth. Plus, your labs have storage units now, and we’ve knocked through some of those big empty rooms to make a kind of morgue for you guys. Having corpses lying around and prisoners, it’s just not healthy, it’s not safe for anyone. Now you can keep them somewhere

Antoni couldn’t be here this episode

Jonathan: okay baby so the glasses. I know this is a touchy subject for you, have you ever considered contacts. Like you have a real face under there like I’m seeing bone structure I’m seeing jaw I’m seeing angles we just have to lose all this styling henny

Kabuto: I cant understand what you are saying

Tan: Alright so, the first thing I’m gonna tell you, and you already know it’s coming: the jumpsuit has to go

Tan: okay so if we could just get you out of this jumpsuit, do you mind 

Kabuto: yeah (takes off shirt) 

Karamo: Oh my god.. my baby Star Trek fan your arms… why have i not seen this

Tan: I Just think we need to lose the jumpsuit for good, its not doing you any favours

Kabuto: *mumble*

Jonathan: (whimpers) That looks so big and gorgeous you know what I mean

Tan: I didnt catch that love

Kabuto: (louder) I like my jumpsuit 

Orochimaru from the other room: Do what the gays say dear