When he spends like 75% of his encounters with scary ninja like Zabuza and Orochimaru in Part I just thinking about the fact he could avoid these problems if he were dead
When he sits down for the Chunin exam’s written test and even though he’s a ninja prodigy boy doesn’t know how to solve a single fucking question
When half of Orochimaru’s hideout explodes and Kabuto’s inner monologue says that Sasuke can be a bit cranky when he wakes up like Sasuke destroys a building every time someone interrupts his naps in the middle of the day
When he tells Suigetsu to put on some clothes like he’s not wearing the most plunging v-neck known to man
When Kakashi politely asks him not to be crazy anymore and his response is just “yeah… sorry”
Ladies and gentlemen, on this glorious day two great forces of arda have collided.
ems-uitwaaien and myself have been working back and forth on this collaboration for a little while now and here’s the final result at last ! Please welcome Sauron and Finrod and their famous sing-off, tumblr exclusivity just for you all.
Bonus ! Here’s a little process of the update we sent each other back and forth along the way.