gayghost:

gayghost:

Concept: a character designer who’s horny on main but only horny for his male characters and not his female characters

Female characters: *short fat woman, tall thin lanky woman, average height woman with muscles a lil chub, woman with a pear shaped body, old hunched over woman, non humanoid character*

Male characters: *buff half naked dude, buff half naked dude, buff half naked dude, buff half naked dude, buff half naked dude, buff half naked dude*

An Incomplete List Of Thing That Actually Fucking Happened On Xena: Warrior Princess

crisisoninfintefandoms:

1: Gabrielle is placed under a sleeping curse which is broken when Xena kisses her (on the lips)

2: Xena’s ghost possesses someone’s body and makes out with Gabrielle (who totally knows it’s her and would never kiss the guy she’s possessing)

3: Xena and Gabrielle’s reincarnations find each other, remember their past life together, and then get married

4: Xena refers to Gabrielle as the father of her child

5: Xena and Gabrielle consistently referring to each other as their “soul mate” 

6: Xena stays sane and keeps from breaking during torture by imagining Gabrielle doing a sexy dance

7: This: