thoodleoo:

i really love learning about homoeroticism in the ancient world because it’s really just proof that us gays have always been the most dramatic people on the planet. like, in the iliad achilles gets so mad when his bf dies that he tries to take down a river and in the epic of gilgamesh, gilgamesh is so upset about his bf’s death that he decides to become immortal, and i’d just like to say no straight person would ever